We Didn't Come to Hell for the Croissants

4.83 (95)

We Didn't Come to Hell for the Croissants

19 performances between June 9, 2015 and May 8, 2016
Kamishibai Storytelling
Starring Jemma kahn & Roberto Pombo • Directed by Lindiwe Matshikiza • Written by Tertius Kapp, Rosa Lyster, Lebogang Mogashoa, Nicholas Spagnoletti, Louis Viljoen and Justin Oswald
60mins
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7 Deadly Sins. 7 writers. 7 new stories. Jemma Kahn and her irreverent side-kick return in the eagerly anticipated sequel to the international cult hit The Epicene Butcher with stories that seduce the sinless and astonish the immoral. It’s unmissable and definitely not for children. Unless you are an awful parent.

Directed by: Lindiwe Matshikiza

Written by: Tertius Kapp, Rosa Lyster, Lebogang Mogashoa, Nicholas Spagnoletti, Louis Viljoen and Justin Oswald

Starring: Jemma Kahn and Roberto Pombo

"A completely unique and mindblowing experience" - Cue Online

Audience Responses

Really interesting and powerful production. The writing was impeccable and Jennifer performance did it justice. Roberto certainly added some comic relief. Now I am desperate to see The Epicene Butcher with stories that seduce the sinless and astonish the immoral.

Margaret • Attended Nov. 4, 2015, 8 p.m.
4.0

Entertaining, Intelligent, innovative, sometimes hilarious, sometimes even menacing but always unexpected. Brilliant story telling. Bring the show back for another run. Please

Judith • Attended Aug. 28, 2015, 8 p.m.
5.0

Fucking amazing . That's all! Bring it back!

Jo • Attended Nov. 6, 2015, 8 p.m.
5.0

Brilliant!

Nicola • Attended Nov. 4, 2015, 8 p.m.
5.0

Amazing storytelling!

Katrine • Attended May 8, 2016, 12:30 p.m.
5.0

Fun, funny and engaging. Thank you. All the best with future shows and careeer.

Peter • Attended Aug. 29, 2015, 8 p.m.
4.0

Very entertaining. Excellent performance. The theatre was too cramped and no air, which made it uncomfortable.

Debbie • Attended Nov. 7, 2015, 8 p.m.
3.0

Brilliant. Impeccable timing and rhythm. Could watch it a thousand times over.

Emma • Attended Aug. 29, 2015, 8 p.m.

Brilliant

clive • Attended Aug. 27, 2015, 8 p.m.
5.0

Pure brilliance! Loved every juicy second.

Louise • Attended Nov. 6, 2015, 8 p.m.
5.0

Glad I finally fight it!

Andile • Attended Nov. 5, 2015, 8 p.m.
5.0

Hilarious ! Extremely well written ! Great acting and charismatic actors. Thank youuuu

Miora • Attended Nov. 5, 2015, 8 p.m.
5.0

It was one of the best shows I have seen in SA. It was magnificent. I am from London so have seen a bit but this was a master piece. Well done!

Suzie • Attended Aug. 27, 2015, 8 p.m.
5.0

Another winner!!

John • Attended Nov. 7, 2015, 8 p.m.
5.0

It was really great!

Tiisetso • Attended Nov. 5, 2015, 8 p.m.
5.0

Excellent performance. Seats could do with some upgrading but otherwise a very enjoyable evening.

Michele • Attended Aug. 26, 2015, 8 p.m.
5.0

What a brilliant show... Could run for so much longer.

Alan • Attended Aug. 29, 2015, 8 p.m.
5.0

I would definitely see it again and again! I Absolutely love it!!

Zazie • Attended Aug. 29, 2015, 3:30 p.m.
5.0

Really cool and intimate... was enjoyed :)

Leigh • Attended Aug. 27, 2015, 8 p.m.
4.0

I have seen this show four times already, and it gets better and better! Jemma & Roberto have a magical chemistry that is unexplainable. This is a unique form of theatre that is saucy, risqué and delicious. It is the sort of standard that every theatre maker should aspire to. I would give it a 10 out of 5, if that was possible. Keep producing great shows. Thanks POP Art (B Sharp Entertainment)

Bronwen • Attended Nov. 3, 2015, 8 p.m.
5.0

Glad I finally fight it!

Andile • Attended Nov. 5, 2015, 8 p.m.
5.0

Jemma Khan was fantastic in this show. Roberto was a great sidekick! We shall certainly be looking out for future shows.

Julie • Attended Nov. 7, 2015, 8 p.m.
5.0

unique, refreshing, sexy, smart.. just fantastic really. jemma also has amazing boobs which helps. have told everyone i know in cape town to see the show when it arrives in kalk bay. thank you for keeping theatre alive in the city. it's truly inspiring.

Danya • Attended Nov. 7, 2015, 8 p.m.
5.0

Absolutely amazing! Love every minute. Jenna is brilliant! You have to put the show on again so I can bring all my friends.

Amy • Attended Aug. 29, 2015, 8 p.m.
5.0

Amazing vibe, really incredible

Samantha • Attended Aug. 26, 2015, 8 p.m.
5.0

It was fantastic! Thoroughly enjoyed it and will undoubtedly recommend it.

MICHELLE • Attended Nov. 3, 2015, 8 p.m.
5.0

Mind blowing - un-explainable to those who question "how was it?" My response: Go see it. My first time to the Pop Arts and I was more than mildly impressed. Well well done!!

Johnathan • Attended Nov. 3, 2015, 8 p.m.
4.0

Excellent show, thoroughly enjoyed it!

Lisa • Attended Aug. 26, 2015, 8 p.m.
5.0

Incredible! Amazing storytelling and a brilliant performance! Please bring it back again I want to watch it at least 3 more times and take all the crazy twisted people I know to it!

Darryn • Attended Aug. 29, 2015, 3:30 p.m.
5.0

So brilliant! What an amazing show with such incredible writers and performers.

Stacey • Attended Aug. 26, 2015, 8 p.m.
5.0

Absolutely, loved this genre as I have never seen a show like this before. Jemma Kahn, gave a spectacular performance and will most definitely be attending more of her shows. Well done for bringing this show to your Theatre. I look forward to my next visit. Regards

Brando • Attended Nov. 3, 2015, 8 p.m.
5.0

I thought the show was truly appalling. Gross in fact. Gratuitous sex and violence just for effect. I actually wanted to leave close to the end when I could no longer bear it but they would not let me out. What a hideous show.

Melanie • Attended Aug. 28, 2015, 8 p.m.

Brilliant performance. Loved it!

Valerie • Attended Nov. 5, 2015, 8 p.m.
5.0

hilarious, brilliant, clever loved the illustrations, the acting, the stories, the dancing, the interplay between the two on stage loved the nipple caps, the exchange of pants, the stockinged heads

peta • Attended Aug. 29, 2015, 3:30 p.m.
5.0

Fun, funny and engaging. Thank you. All the best with future shows and careeer.

Peter • Attended Aug. 29, 2015, 8 p.m.
4.0

5

Wendy • Attended Nov. 4, 2015, 8 p.m.

Unbelievable. Insane performance from Jemma Kahn, loved all the intricate touches and the storytelling format. Both disturbing and highly enjoyable.

Jenna • Attended Nov. 5, 2015, 8 p.m.
5.0

Very silly and I thoroughly enjoyed. The time flew by. Not sure if you guys have and air conditioner / fan? It was pretty hot and stuffy in there. Otherwise awesome little theatre.

Chloe • Attended Aug. 29, 2015, 3:30 p.m.
4.0

Just amazing!

Roberta • Attended Aug. 27, 2015, 8 p.m.
5.0

exceptional!

delia • Attended Nov. 5, 2015, 8 p.m.
5.0

Super funny and clever. Just loved it!

Marika • Attended Nov. 3, 2015, 8 p.m.
5.0

Fantastic. My second time seeing it. Love it!

Amy • Attended Nov. 3, 2015, 8 p.m.
5.0

Jemma Khan was fantastic in this show. Roberto was a great sidekick! We shall certainly be looking out for future shows.

Julie • Attended Nov. 7, 2015, 8 p.m.
5.0

It was a great show and enjoyed first time at venue

Edward • Attended Aug. 29, 2015, 8 p.m.
5.0

No comments necessary really. The work speaks for itself as a piece of innovative and creative excellence.

Alexander • Attended Nov. 7, 2015, 8 p.m.
5.0

simply superb both actors were absolutely magnificent. loved every moment

Joanne • Attended Aug. 29, 2015, 3:30 p.m.
5.0

Loved this. Loved Epicene. So damn clever. Thank you!

Gillian • Attended Aug. 28, 2015, 8 p.m.
5.0

Smart, witty, funny. Loved it

MArcela • Attended Aug. 27, 2015, 8 p.m.
5.0

Didn't really know what to expect but highly entertaining and original

Julian • Attended Aug. 28, 2015, 8 p.m.
5.0

I loved this show. Great progression from Epicene Butcher. Stories were wonderful. Music was mind blowing. I found the sexualised interludes so funny and brilliantly executed but perhaps slightly unnecessary- personally preferred the deeply suggestive and subtle interludes from Epicene. Overall some of the best stuff I've seen in ages! Big fan!

Kim • Attended Nov. 4, 2015, 8 p.m.
5.0

An hilarious show with commensurate performances by both stars. I would highly recommend it to anyone that enjoys observational / situational comedies which highlight the humour in some of the more intimate moments of life.

Randall • Attended Nov. 3, 2015, 8 p.m.
5.0

Fantastic show, thoroughly enjoyed it!

Peter • Attended May 8, 2016, 12:30 p.m.
5.0

It was one of the best shows I have seen in SA. It was magnificent. I am from London so have seen a bit but this was a master piece. Well done!

Suzie • Attended Aug. 27, 2015, 8 p.m.

Fantastic show!!!

alexis • Attended Aug. 28, 2015, 8 p.m.
5.0

The theatre is hot, but a good show!:)

Amy • Attended Aug. 29, 2015, 3:30 p.m.
4.0

Fantastic performances by both. Loved it

Victoria • Attended May 8, 2016, 12:30 p.m.
5.0

Incredible! F

Robyn • Attended Nov. 8, 2015, 3:30 p.m.
5.0

Second time round I loved it even more!

Johann • Attended Aug. 28, 2015, 8 p.m.
5.0

It was the absolute shit (shit in the good way). I want to see it again. I want to buy tickets for my friends so they can see it. I want my mother and my sister to see it. I think Jemma Kahn is the shit. I actually just bought a ticket for my sister. Yes, I definitely have an inappropriate crush on Jemma Kahn.

Deepa • Attended Aug. 27, 2015, 8 p.m.

Brilliant!

Hannah • Attended Aug. 28, 2015, 8 p.m.
4.0

Great, highly provocative show. Just the kind of theatre I think PopArt should be focusing on. Fantastic performances from all involved.

Tyrone • Attended Nov. 3, 2015, 8 p.m.
5.0

Brilliant! A great team with a great idea and ultimately an unforgettable show. Thank you

Angus • Attended Aug. 29, 2015, 8 p.m.
4.0

Brilliant writing and performance! Would definitely buy tickets for another performance if the show was to run again

Elsje • Attended Aug. 28, 2015, 8 p.m.
5.0

Superb!

Chava • Attended Aug. 27, 2015, 8 p.m.
5.0

Hoping it'll show again end Nov/Dec for my daughter to see as she is at Rhodes now.

Thalia • Attended Nov. 5, 2015, 8 p.m.
5.0

It was one of the best shows I have seen in SA. It was magnificent. I am from London so have seen a bit but this was a master piece. Well done!

Suzie • Attended Aug. 27, 2015, 8 p.m.

Im still traumatised...but in a strangely liberated way that I havent yet explained to my pastor. But it was a great show...Oh - I have to go now , I hear Nurse coming down the hall with my meds...

Dean • Attended May 8, 2016, 12:30 p.m.
5.0

Jemma Kahn and all the writers and graphic designers/artists are all brilliant. It is amazing to watch a show that take you emotionally from funny to sad to hilarious to sexy and crazy. You left the show fully entertained and satisfied. Fantastic!

ella • Attended Nov. 3, 2015, 8 p.m.
5.0

We loved it! Always great laughs with Jemma and her team.